MRS

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

imsirius:

Let’s say someone comes up to you and says you have one film left. You have to work with one director and one actor and one actress. Who would it be?

fromasgardtomars:

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

ahalfbloodthing:

Josh and Jen’s reactions to each other’s pictures of their younger selves

shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

gym, tan, lycanthropy – teen wolf meets the jersey shore

urmotherwasahamster:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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