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ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

imsirius:

Let’s say someone comes up to you and says you have one film left. You have to work with one director and one actor and one actress. Who would it be?

fromasgardtomars:

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

ahalfbloodthing:

Josh and Jen’s reactions to each other’s pictures of their younger selves

shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them