so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors