tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine





happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage



hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them



princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty



ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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levvykevie:

laughingatmyreality:

today in math class, I didn’t understand the work so I started doing this to pass the time (and also to make it look like I was doing something). my intent was to fill up the whole paper, but before I finished my math teacher came behind me, took my pencil, and wrote the bottom.

That is actually really inspirational



nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone



me

radbf:

*fails exam* its a metaphor





LOL

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind





weaponsgradegains:

Some of you guys are just really negative all of the time. 

go lift some weights or eat some pizza.

Hug a puppy. 

You’ll feel better.



But why on earth should that mean that it is not real?